Bitcoin has now breached a million dollars a coin. The central banks and governments of the richest nations on earth have just lost the war against cryptocurrencies. They first tried to shut down the exchanges, but decentralized exchanges exploded into existence. Then they came for the mining companies, but they just relocated overseas to less regulated countries. Warren Buffett has just announced the inclusion of bitcoin on Berkshire Hathaway shares. Over 50% of all publicly traded companies own bitcoin on their balance sheet. Peter Schiff’s son now overshadows Peter Schiff in net worth, and buys him a bitcoin cake to celebrate. Peter cries. Now it’s a bitcoin-tears cake. Cathie Wood was right – again – and somehow, nobody seemed to listen – again. You’re family and friends all think you’re a genius and feel horrible for not listening to you 10 years ago. Some of them treat you differently now that you’re so rich. You don’t like it. You can buy houses, land, businesses, and cars (almost all of which are now electric) with bitcoin. You still can’t buy a cup of coffee with bitcoin, though… but even if you could, would you really want to?
Or, this was the best dream you’ve had all year, and you wake up to see that bitcoin still hasn’t recovered from the “final crash”, the crash that ended it all, that no one saw coming, that brought bitcoin from it’s current all time high to -97% in the blink of an eye where it stayed for years and years and years, bringing despair and regret to everyone who was foolish enough to invest in the “funny money fools gold”.
Jk lol it’s a million ?
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